BATHOS
You do a bathos in an email.
You include a crude joke at the end of a very professional email.
Why is it a bathos?
...
A bathos is a switching from talking or writing in a high class way...
to a low class way.
It ruins the image you were presenting. http://www.englishionary.com/B/Bathos.htm
SOLICITUDE
You sit in solicitude...
... are there a lot of people around you?
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Maybe. Maybe not.
Solicitude means worry.
So... you may be sitting and worrying with people around you.
Don't worry! Be happy! http://www.englishionary.com/S/Solicitude.htm
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INVARIABLE
You always have invariable weather...
... what don't you ever watch?
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The weather channel.
Invariable means always the same. http://www.englishionary.com/I/Invariable.htm
MOROSE
You say you don’t want to be morose. So… I send you more roses. Why? … … To cheer you up. Morose means depressed or unhappy. But… now you are happy! http://www.englishionary.com/M/Morose.htm
EXPATRIATE
Someone who is banished from their country.
or...
Someone who left their old country and no longer supports it.
more...
Memory trick: Just remember ex - patriot
GABBLE
You babble while you play Scrabble.
You make your friend gabble.
What did your friend do?
Make noises in a fast and unclear way.
No talking during Scrabble! http://www.englishionary.com/G/Gabble.htm
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DADDLE
You grab your paddles and you all begin to Daddle.
How fast is your boat going?
Many different colors with funny shapes.
Such as... Calico cat. http://www.englishionary.com/C/Calico.htm
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BALBUTIES
Your friend gets up to make a speech...
... but his balbuties are very distracting.
What should you tell your friend?
TIMOROUS
You didn't have time to be timorous.
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What did you not have time for?
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To be afraid.
Timorous means to be afraid. http://www.englishionary.com/T/Timorous.htm
HINTERLAND
You visit the hinterland in the summer.
Why can't you find people there?
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....
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Hinterland is the remote parts of a country where no one lives. http://www.newwordaday.com/Subscribe.htm
FLOCCULENT
I bring you a broccoli flocculent soup...
... why do you not eat it?
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Flocculent means a clump of wool.
So... Waiter! There's a hair in my soup... ta-dum.
. http://www.englishionary.com/F/Flocculent.htm
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RAMBUNCTIOUS
You have a ram in your bunk.
Why do you call it rambunctious?
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It is out of control.
Rambunctious means loud and out of control
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AMOROUS
Your amored turtle named Joe, is amorous.
What should you get for him?
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...A lady turtle... Joe is romantic.
Amorous means to be romantic or in love.
. http://www.englishionary.com/A/Amorous.htm
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AZURE
You wear a sweater.
You friend says it looks azure.
Did she just compliment you.
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...No.
Azure means to be a purple blue color.
. http://www.englishionary.com/A/Azure.htm
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Borborygm -
You go to the gym.
You have a tremendous borborygm...
... why do you run out?
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A borborygm is a loud gurgle in your belly. http://www.englishionary.com/B/Borborygm.htm
WABBIT
You have the habit of running around like a rabbit.
Now you are a bit wabbit.
What are you?
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Very tired.
Wabbit means to be exhausted or tired.
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I GIVE YOU A GRAPEFRUIT ... Are you...
a) grateful
b) gratefull
c) greatful..
d) greatfull
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grateful
Remember:
It does not have great or full in the word!
Should it not be great full ?
You tell me that you made a great new spelling spreadsheet.
You tell me it has twelve colums.
Why do I tell you to learn how to spell?
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Colums is spelled as columns.
ADDLE
"You addle me.",
you say to your horse...
... as you sit in your saddle.
Why does your horse waddle?
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You are confused.
Addle means confused or mixed up.
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Waddle means to move from side to side..
AFOREMENTIONED
You add a new room to your house.
The foreman of the construction company says...
"I have the aforementioned plan."
What kind of plan is that?
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The previous one.
Aforementioned means an earlier version of something.
. http://www.englishionary.com/A/Aforementioned.htm
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UBIQUITOUS
You want the snow to quit snowing.
You wish for it to be ubiquitous.
Did you get what you want?
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No. Ubiquitous means to be everywhere.
Now it's all over the place!
. http://www.englishionary.com/U/Ubiquitous.htm
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OOMPH
If a car goes 10mph and then changes to oomph...
... how fast is it going?
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Probably very fast!
The word oomph means energy.
mph means miles per hour.
CACKLEBERRY
Your pet walks through the room...
...and leaves a cackleberry behind.
What kind of pet do you have?
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A hen.
A cackleberry is an egg.
SODIUM CHLORIDE
You was your clothes in sodium chloride...
... do they all turn white?
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No.
Sodium chloride is salt.
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FURLOUGH
You are an animal lover.
You declare you will only accept a furlough.
What are you accepting?
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A vacation.
A furlough is a vacation or rest time from work.
. http://www.englishionary.com/F/Furlough.htm
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NIGH
If you are nigh to me.
Will we ever talk again?
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Yes! Nigh means near.
So... you are close enough to talk to.
. http://www.englishionary.com/N/Nigh.htm
Your car was rapid at becoming vapid.
You notice your seatbelt is off.
What will you probably do next?
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Get out of the car.
Vapid means lifeless or unanimated.
So... the car is not moving.
. http://www.englishionary.com/V/Vapid.htm
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DEMODE
I say your commode is a bit demode.
You agree.
What will you buy?
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A new toilet.
A commode is a toilet.
Demode means old or out of date.
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ANECDOTE
You are sneezing a lot.
You go to the doctor to get an anecdote.
Why do you keep sneezing?
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An anecdote is a funny story...
... and funny stories do not cure colds.
. http://www.englishionary.com/A/Anecdote.htm
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GAZETTE
You go to a wedding.
The bride and groom are standing under a gazette on the lawn.
It starts raining...
...why do they get soaked?
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A gazette is a newspaper...
... it hardly covers both of them.
GLIMPSE
I glance it.
You glimpse it.
Who has seen more of it?
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I have.
A glance is a longer look than a glimpse.
So I will have seen more of it.
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. http://www.englishionary.com/G/Glimpse.htm
CASTIGATE
You put your cat behind the gate.
Next you castigate your cat.
What have to done to it?
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Not much.
Just talked to it sternly.
Castigate means to scold or talk harshly to...
BARB
Your friend has a barb on his face.
You see him a week later.
Now he has a bigger barb!
What is going on!?
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His beard is growing.
A barb is a beard.
That's where barber comes from.
You are always worried about minutia...
...what are you always thinking about?
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The little things.
Minutia means small details or small unimportant things.
. http://www.englishionary.com/M/Minutia.htm
You turn your pet over so you can see its plastron.
What kind of pet do you have?
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A turtle.
A plastron is the bottom of a turtle.
It is the flat armored belly.
.. http://www.englishionary.com/P/Plastron.htm
You tie a cummberbund in your hair.
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Why does every look at you funny?
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A cummerbund is a wide sash worn around the waist- to be worn with a tuxedo.
So... if you want attention...
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You're an inamorata.
Why would a man walk ten miles in the snow...
... to leave flowers for you?
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.
...An inamorata is a woman who is loved...
... that's why!
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. http://www.englishionary.com/I/Inamorata.htm
Can you stand...
...oculus to oculus with an octopus?
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Yes.
An oculus is an eye.
You are both looking eye to eye.
. http://www.englishionary.com/O/Oculus.htm
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I am a contrarian to being a culinarian.
What don't I like to do?
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Cook.
...A culinarian is a chef.
Contrarian means a person who is opposed to something.
I am opposed to being a cook.
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Feed me... please.
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You find a comp in your camp.
Why might you put out the campfire?
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You want to leave to use the comp.
A comp is coupon for getting something for free from a business.
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Decennium -
You have your geranium for a decennium.
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What have you done to it?
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I don't know... but you've had it for ten years.
A decennium is a decade... or ten years.
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. http://www.englishionary.com/D/Decennium.htm
I flummox you with an ox.
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What have I done to you?
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...Confused you.
Flummox means to confuse or bewilder.
So... an ox on your lawn must be confusing.
.
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There is a white lamina sitting on your car.
Can you get it off yourself?
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...Of course.
It's snow.
Lamina means a thin layer or coating.
. http://www.englishionary.com/L/Lamina.htm
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A Felis domestica walks into your house.
Why don't you run?
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It's a cat.
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A cat belongs to the family Felidae.
Or... genera Felis, Panthera, and Lynx.
The domestic cat is Felis domestica. http://www.englishionary.com/F/Felis.htm
You wince because I evince you.
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What have I done to you?
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Proved someting to you.
Evince means to prove or show for sure to be true.
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Pronounced: Ear - Vinz
. http://www.englishionary.com/E/Evince.htm
You eat dinner with your friend.
Your friend says her gestation is done.
What will you probably do next?
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Get her to a hospital!
She is going to have a baby!
Gestation is the time it takes a baby to go from embryo to birth.
. http://www.englishionary.com/G/Gestation.htm
You buy an air conditioner and you venerate your living room.
What have you done to it?
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Nothing.
Venerate means to admire.
So... you are just admiring it.
. http://www.englishionary.com/V/Venerate.htm
Your portiere has a plethora of pleats.
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What did I say?
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Your curtain has a lot of folds.
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Portiere (poor-tee-air) means curtain or drapes. It is the drape that replaces a door and hangs in a doorway.
Plethora means a lot.
Pleats means folds.
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You go to the museum.
There is a brontosaurus, a stegosaurus and an ignoramus.
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.
...Why do you want to leave?
An ignoramus is an dumb person who thinks they are smart... but does not know they are dumb.
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So... they are saying dumb things in a pushy way.
. http://www.englishionary.com/I/Ignoramus.htm
You face your faucet and see your faux face in the furbished facet.
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What did I say?
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You stand looking at your water tap and see a fake image of your face in the shiny surface.
Faux means fake or false.
Pronounced: Foh
. http://www.englishionary.com/F/Faux.htm
You drink a soda with your sodality.
Why doe the soda taste better?
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You are drinkng it with friends.
Sodality means comrades.
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. http://www.englishionary.com/S/Sodality.htm
You are at a zoo and you are lionized.
Why do I know who you are?
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.
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Lionized means to be treated like a famous person.
So... being famous... I probably know you.
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. http://www.englishionary.com/L/Lionize.htm
You espy a poisonous snake...
...But you don't run away...
Why?
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Espy means to see from far away.
Pronounced: eh-speye
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. http://www.englishionary.com/E/Espy.htm
Don't ever succumb!
Never surrender!
Succumb means to submit or yield.
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Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rage at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.
By Dylan Thomas
I give you a thousand dollars. You aggrandize it and give it back to me.
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What have you done?
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...Added more money to it.
Aggrandize means to make bigger.
NEOPHYTE
You are a NEOPHYTE,
when you don't know wrong from right,
and you need to study all night,
but still nothing comes to light.
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. http://www.englishionary.com/N/Neophyte.htm.
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ALACRITY
I like your ALACRITY,
it means that you are happy,
as you pour my cup of tea,
did you hit the lottery?
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. http://www.englishionary.com/A/Alacrity.htm
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CAFFEIC
My new ideas are caffeic.
How did I get those ideas?
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Probably from drinking coffee...
... since caffeic means obtained from coffee.
No Mocha Latte Chilly Frape for me!
Just a nice strong coffee will do. http://www.englishionary.com/C/Caffeic.htm
CAFFEIC
My new ideas are caffeic.
How did I get those ideas?
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Probably from drinking coffee...
... since caffeic means obtained from coffee.
No Mocha Latte Chilly Frape for me!
Just a nice strong coffee will do.