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GAZETTE
You go to a wedding.
The bride and groom are standing under a gazette on the lawn.
It starts raining...
...why do they get soaked?
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A gazette is a newspaper...
... it hardly covers both of them.

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anecdote -
You are sneezing a lot.
You go to the doctor to get an anecdote.
Why do you keep sneezing?
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An anecdote is a funny story...
... and funny stories do not cure colds.
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demode -
I say your commode is a bit demode.
You agree.
What will you buy?
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A new toilet.
A commode is a toilet.
Demode means old or out of date.
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